Reports have been made that our shrinking pond harbours a mysterious and hungry being. The spear-waving-cannibal-sightings are clearly hallucinatory, but the sense that 'something' lurks in the unfathomable depths waiting to capture adventurous or unsuspecting passers-by is growing. The disembowelled teddy bear found on the edge as the water receded is indicative that this monster has a peculiar diet, plastic bags, and other wrappers floating amongst the petals on the water suggest that, while voracious, the monster is not without discrimination.
Who knows what will be discovered when the lake is finally drained - or if the monster will spew out vapours and make drainage impossible.
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